This is a collection of funny things that people say to me.
- “I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken” -Joe 6/7/06
- “I need new clubs like a stripper needs a vaccine for herpes.” - Derrick 6/30/06
- “I would rather get a testical smashed then use a computer made from a cow.” - Derrick 7/5/06
- “If it wasn’t raining i would take off early today and shit in the hallway on my way out… - Derrick 7/11/06
- “They wont find me because i’ll be on my air powered watercraft on my way to headquarters in greenland. I have a portal I can use in the bermuda triangle that passes through the lost city of atlantis… what people don’t know is the lost city of atlantis is really just… ‘new jersey’.” -Derrick 7/12/06
- “If video games are making kids violent, then soap operas are making house wives whores.” -GreenLantern 8/9/06
- “I’m so bored with work I could shoot myself. I think I have actually read the entire internet.” -Derrick 8/10/06
- Call of the Day:
Me: to get into mcs you’ll need to use the password (random numbers)
User: is that lower case?
Me: Yes. The numbers are going to be in lower case..
User: Ok, Thanks!
Is there an option on the fucking keyboard that I don’t know about that will make lower case numbers?
-Derrick 8/30/06 - “Fighting over religion is like fighting over who has the better imaginary friend.” - Weirdest kid on the internet (7:20)
- “I would rather have dicks for nipples then have to go to this class for the next 3 hours……” -Derrick 10/12/06
- “I’m going to go take a Korea and wipe my Afghanistan.” -GreenLantern 10/17/06
- “I hope to god I don’t widdle a laptop out of a pine tree and weave ethernet cable from high speed twigs.” -Derrick 11/3/06
- I never got hungover ever.. lately i have been, i hate it……im serious.. im going to do a double gainer tripple axle loop into a bucket of lava…. - Derrick 3/29/07
- bored out of my mind, my heart is off beat today which sucks.. it’s like this ^—^—^———-^^^—^—-
–^—^—^—^—^—^-^-^^^ - Derrick 4/24/07
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