http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com Enjoy today because tommorow is going to be worse. Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:31:28 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en When you turn on CNN what do you hear?  Do you hear someone speaking like George Bush, either of them?  Do you hear someone speaking like a lobster fisherman?  No, you hear someone speaking like a midwesterner.  The only true way to speak in the world is the way us ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2009/08/22/accents-are-bullshit/ I just don't understand why everybody is flipping out about swine flu. It has effected the stock market. What in the hell does swine flu have to due with the market? People are walking around wearing surgical masks, as if that is going to help at all. ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2009/05/01/who-gives-a-fuck-about-swine-flu/ When you see a crazy looking hillbilly on the street or in the grocery store, do you wonder how that person came to look that way?  Have you ever wondered the evolution and thought process that resulted in the guy at the hardware store wearing a 20 year old cut ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2009/04/20/be-careful-its-a-slippery-slope/ Everyone is probably pretty familiar with a man by the name of Billy Mays.  Originally made famous by hoching oxyclean, Billy has rose to fame selling many other fine household products, to the point to where he himself is almost as American as apple pie.  The man has a wonderful ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2009/03/19/please-billy-dont-do-it/ I was arrested for an alcohol related offense a little over a year ago.  Due to that arrest I had to attend what I called "booze classes" at a local counseling center.  It was completely ridiculous that I had to attend these classes, but I understand that when you break the ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2009/03/12/for-those-times-when-you-dont-want-to-pay-a-bill-but-know-that-you-have-to/ There are many different topics concerning old people that I could complain about.  Maybe the way they look gross while eating.  Maybe the way most of them are grouchy and mean just because they are old.  Maybe the way they drive so slow and activate their turn signals 2 miles ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2009/03/08/old-people-need-to-choose-a-different-car/ I had a hilarious idea the other day... I had to make a trip up north a couple days ago. This place that I was going was not all that familiar to me, I had been there before but wasn't exactly sure how to get where I was going. ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2008/09/05/google-racing/ Today I woke up at about 4 PM to my phone ringing. I normally turn my phone off before I go to bed, but as fate would have it today I forgot. I picked up my phone trying to focus on it, which is hard when you fist ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2008/08/21/shoot-the-messenger/ Over the past 8 years I have worked roughly 3 years on third shift. Third shift is weird in itself just because you are on a different schedule than everyone else works. While you are working, I am sleeping. While you are sleeping, I am working. ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2008/07/14/strange-things-that-have-happened-to-me-while-working-third-shift/ So there is this blog that I like reading called Failblog. The idea behind this blog is simple, submit pictures of situations that depict failure and add a caption that says "FAIL". Sometimes the things that they post are truly hilarious. Being that I am a regular ... http://www.everydayisbetterthanthenext.com/2008/06/27/i-fail-at-failing/