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Sat
22
Aug '09

accents are bullshit

When you turn on CNN what do you hear?  Do you hear someone speaking like George Bush, either of them?  Do you hear someone speaking like a lobster fisherman?  No, you hear someone speaking like a midwesterner.  The only true way to speak in the world is the way us midwesterners do it.  We don’t […]

Fri
1
May '09

Who Gives A Fuck About Swine Flu?

I just don’t understand why everybody is flipping out about swine flu. It has effected the stock market. What in the hell does swine flu have to due with the market? People are walking around wearing surgical masks, as if that is going to help at all. It makes no sense […]

Mon
20
Apr '09

be careful… it’s a slippery slope

When you see a crazy looking hillbilly on the street or in the grocery store, do you wonder how that person came to look that way?  Have you ever wondered the evolution and thought process that resulted in the guy at the hardware store wearing a 20 year old cut off nascar shirt while donning […]

Thu
19
Mar '09

please billy, don’t do it

Everyone is probably pretty familiar with a man by the name of Billy Mays.  Originally made famous by hoching oxyclean, Billy has rose to fame selling many other fine household products, to the point to where he himself is almost as American as apple pie.  The man has a wonderful ability to sell things.  I […]

Thu
12
Mar '09

for those times when you don’t want to pay a bill but know that you have to

I was arrested for an alcohol related offense a little over a year ago.  Due to that arrest I had to attend what I called “booze classes” at a local counseling center.  It was completely ridiculous that I had to attend these classes, but I understand that when you break the law you have to deal […]