AMMCT - Annual Manly Man Camping Trip. An annual camping trip that celebrates manhood, drinking beer, and playing with fire and axes.
BAF - Bored as Fuck. This the absolute boredest you can possibly be. When someone is BAF, there is nothing to do. Period.
BP - Bald Pussy. Also known as the Bald Eagle, Mexican Hairless, etc. I don’t think this one really needs any explaining.
BTP - Back To the Pile. Taken from an episode of South Park. This term describes a pile of men having gay sex. When it seems like really gay things are going on just proclaim that it’s time to go BTP.
CSRB - Complete Super Raging Bitch. A female who is not only bitchy, but being a complete bitch intentionally. Thus, making her a complete super raging bitch.
DCC - Dirty Cunt Convention. An abnormally large make believe convention where women who are mentally unstable will gather and trade secrets on how to be a complete super raging bitch. (See CSRB).
DFK - Dumb Fucking Kids - Referred to kids who do stupid shit or an over populated area of kids. (IE: There were a bunch of DKF’s at the YMCA today)
DLD - Detroit Lions Disorder. When someone is a Detroit Lions Fan, when everyone knows that they suck and will always suck.
EDAD - Eat a Dick All Day - Very similar to the phrase “Fuck off”, but with a clever spin to it..
ELB - Extended Lunch Break - Term used at work when you don’t feel like taking the amount of time allowed for your lunch break.
EOQ - Economic Order Quanity. When you go to the store you don’t buy a single paper clip, you buy a box of paper clips. You don’t order a screw, you order a box of screws. EOQ is the term that some fathead corporate douche came with to describe a box of something.
EPSB - Emergency Paid Shit Break. The same as a PSB, only a little more urgent.
FCT - Flip Cup Tournament - Used when referring to the drinking game “Flippy cup”.
HMP - Hillarious Mental Picture. Used to describe a situation where you imagine something that is really funny. For example, a guy taking a shit in a urinal while reading the paper.
MBP - Short for “Man-Bear-Pig”. An imaginary form of life responsible for global warming in South Park made up by Al Gore.
PSB - Paid Shit Break. A term used to describe taking a dump at work.
SUB - Stupid Ugly Bitch. - To be used when referring to a woman who is usually white trash, uneducated and less then enjoyable to be around.
USB - Unauthorized Smoke Break. The pressures of work have you down? Need to get away? Take a USB.
WIWD - Wish I Was Dead. Used only when it can’t possibly get any worse. Taken from an email from Derrick 9/14.
YAT - You’re A Towel. The ultimate comeback taken from an episode of South Park. Once somebody proclaims that You’re a towel, there is nothing you can say that will be any better.
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