I just don’t understand why everybody is flipping out about swine flu. It has effected the stock market. What in the hell does swine flu have to due with the market? People are walking around wearing surgical masks, as if that is going to help at all. It makes no sense to me. What makes it so scary? In the past week, one person in the United States has died from it. One. Let’s look at some other things that are more likely to kill you this week.
Heart Disease - 12,500
Cancer - 11,000
Accidents - 9,500
Obesity - 6,000
Diabetes - 1,500
The point being, you have way more to worry about than swine flu. If you are really that worried about dying then shut the fuck up, put down the Big Mac, get your ass on the treadmill, quit smoking, wear a motorcycle helmet everywhere you go, and get a gas mask.
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