There are many different topics concerning old people that I could complain about. Maybe the way they look gross while eating. Maybe the way most of them are grouchy and mean just because they are old. Maybe the way they drive so slow and activate their turn signals 2 miles before they turn. Nope, none of those things. I would like for the AARP to issue a notice in their news letter to tell all old people to quit driving cars that look like police vehicles. There are many fine vehicles in these modern times in which we live that provide the comfort and safety that these geriatrics seek. I’m tired of coming over a hill while exceeding the speed limit by an amount that would cause me to incur a stiff fine and have to slam on my brakes because some 80 year old decided they wanted to drive a caprice. I believe that alot of money is spent each year on new brake shoes because of this sort of false cop spotting that happens to me almost everyday. We’re all on the same team here, us against cops. We need to come together to make it easier to spot cops and know that it’s not just an old person.
Hippies are somewhat at fault on this topic as well. From a distance, bike racks on top of cars look like police lights. Although these bike racks are usually found on top of Honda and Toyota vehicles, cause those are the vehicles these tree hugging hippies drive, from a distance they look like pig lights. I urge everyone to talk to their grandparents and/or their stupid hippie relative/friend that is at the root of this problem.
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