Before I begin, I just want somebody to know that this is the second time I have writen this post. The first time I had it almost all done, and I went to hit the spacebar and the left arrow key, but I accidentally hit the Alt key and hte left arrow key. For those of you that don’t know what this does because I sure has hell didn’t know this, I’ll tell you. It’s the shortcut for the back button on your browser. That’s no big deal, until you are filling out a textbox and do it. And that’s because when you hit the foward button again to get back to where you were, the said text box will be empty and the 20 minutes you spent writing, copying/pasting links, and making the thing look generally nice will be flushed down the toilet.*
And now we begin. I’m wondering around the Internet today and I come across a story from the best of craigslist. I’ve heard of craigslist, but never really read anything on it. I guess it’s some kind of classified ad type site where people post stuff for other people to read, or they want to sell something, or they just want to tell a story. Anyway, this story I’m reading is hillarious. I decide to check out what else this “best of craigslist” has to offer. I spend the next two hours laughing my ass off. And I mean laughing hard. I’m sitting at my computer, alone, pretty much in the dark, at 3:30 in the morning, with tears in my eyes just laughing my ass off. When I actually caught myself doing this I knew that I had to make a post about it here, if for nothing else just a record for myself that this actually happened.
So without further ado, I present my Top 10 Countdown of the best of the best of craigslist:
10. Re: Frogs
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
9. Credit Card Scam - Be Very Careful
Wait a minute… I think I’ve been scammed!
8. The Time I Lost Control of My Bowels on the Water Slide
This guy drops a few points for a being a guy that wears a speedo, but he gains a few when he coins the term “dung-guppies”
7. Life, Circumcision, and the Cannon
This is what I had in mind when they were talking about the drawings of the cannon:
6. To the women who work in my office… I hate you
Office humor is the best.
5. 2 effective Methods on bathing a CAT
Cat owners reading this are nodding and laughing right now.
4. RANT: To my new bathroom best buddy
It’s happened to all of us.
3. 10 reasons why you shouldn’t take shrooms & wear adult diapers
This is our youth — our future.
2. THANKS Jennifer……….
I bet she felt better after writing that.
1. Dudes, don’t shower/shave with your kitten…
*How many of you pressed Alt + Left arrow key to see if it worked?
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