Everyday Is Better Than The Next

I stumbled across this little dandy of a program over at digg. Apparently it’s an old trick, but I never knew about it so it’s new.
It’s called SG TCP Optimizer. From the website:
The program can aid both the novice and the advanced user in tweaking related TCP/IP parameters in the Windows Registry, […]

This is Ron Burgundy’s SportsCenter audtion. August 24th, 1979.
Hillarious.