Everyday Is Better Than The Next

For some reason Derrick wanted to blow up Antartica today.  This is the plan he finally came up with.

So I got to thinkin about how the government lies to us and I came up with what I think is really going on and why Korea wants to build this missle. Iraq and Afghanistan is a diversion from the real problem. Antartica.

Think about it, it’s right in the middle of the globe. The perfect place for a terrorist attack to blossom. You really think they would choose somewhere like the North Pole? The North Pole has the best national security in the world. Highly guarded by elfs and horned deer. Santa doesn’t even leave anymore, he does Christmas via the internet which gives him more time to work on his blog at www.santaspeaking.com/santasblog.aspx. All he does is feed carrots to his reindeer and play party poker in his free time. No, we just need to back up the Antartica military. How do we do that? Heat. Thats right. We surround the large ice cube with the US Navy and we simply just heat the outside of the continent.

The terrorist, which by this time has formed into the Antartica military would simply keep compiling to the center of the ice cube. Eventually we would drown them. The cost of war would be cheap, we wouldn’t even need to use artiliary. It’s really pure genius. Assuming we defeat Antartica the United States would be reconsiled for saving the world from World War III. Then Korea would not have to worry about trying to launch a missle that would reach Antartica.