Everyday Is Better Than The Next

Here’s the story of a shitty grand am
who was causing me more pain then an injury
all the parts have been replaced, like the battery.
the 3rd one in weeks.

Here’s the story of a man named Derrick
Who was pushing his car down the road on his own
Then luckily there were four men, pushing all together
yet they were all alone

Till the Monday when the battery just stopped working.
And he knew that it was much more than a hunch,
That this group must somehow, replace the alternator.
Thats the way his car will cost him a bunch…

cost a bunch… cost a bunch… thats the way that his car will cost a bunch!!!

The Followup:
Date: Dec 6, 2005 9:38 AM
From: Derrick Turner

So here is the actual story:

Made it to work, left my car running the parking lot for 30 minutes, on my break went to sears and replaced the battery. Car started great and was running good. On my way home a light came on i was like no big deal right?? shit, all my lights are usually on so whatever. Get to the dealership, test drive a car i like. They appraised mine and was going to give me payoff for it. I said I would go home and decide if i want to do this or not, went to leave, car wouldn’t start.. dead at the dealership… Finally got it jumped, made it across the road before i lost steering and my headlights at night.. nearly hit a car, pulled off to this side road, was pushing my car by myself for a long time until finally someone helped me push it into a spot..

So today, vacation day.. having car towed home.. replacing parts, AGAIN… and hopefully somehow making it back for work tomorrow.