On my lunch break today I needed to run to the bank and the gas station, no big deal. I walk home from work in the rain, run in the house, do some stuff, and come back out to get in my car. As I come around to the driver’s side of my car I notice my hub cap is laying no the ground. No big deal I am thinking, I have already had one break off. I’m thinking maybe it just fell off. As I look a little closer I notice that all the lug nuts are missing. As I continue to look around I notice that my gas cap is missing. I move to the back of my car and notice that my spare tire cover is gone, and the two lug nuts that hold that on are missing. This is were I start shaking and wondering who did it, how i’m going to find them, and what i’m going to do to them.
It’s about 3 hours later now, and looking back on this ordeal it’s really kind of stupid. I think whoever did this was actually trying to steal my tire, and is probably the dumbest mother fucker alive. They took all the lugs nuts off the spare tire before realizing that the last one is a locking nut which can only be taken off with a special key that is dangling from my hand right now. So they must have then moved to the back rear tired where they snapped off my hub cap and took all the lug nuts off that. I don’t know if anyone reading this has ever tried to pull a tire off a car that is not on a jack, but trust me it’s impossible. At that point they must have decided that they needed something to sell for meth so they grabbed up my lug nuts, gas cap, and tire cover and away they went.
So here is a message to whoever did this, just to make me feel better. If they happen to be reading this which I doubt because you are so fucking dumb that you can’t correctly steal a tire I don’t know how you would be smart enough to operate a fucking keyboard, I hope you and your family and everyone around dies of AIDS.
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