I stopped by Dan and Nick’s AKA “the frat house” late tonight to see what was going on. What I found was a lot of drinking going on. One guy in particular had to much to drink. So much in fact, that he passed out on a chair with about 5 people standing around. After yelling, whistling and “velociraptor” screaming in his ear for about 10 minutes he still didn’t wake up. So, it was only fair to write on him and do other foul things to him.
2. It was then decided that he was out enough for the Gene Simmons.
3. This is where things start getting out of hand. Notice how his eye has been painted to look like it is open. Also notice that there is a piece of gum in his mouth. And no, it isn’t his.
4. Now “the line” gets crossed. In an effort to really fuck with him people start looking around the house for things to put on him, and what do they find? A full can of pepper. That is the powder that is all over his face.
So I think we have all learned a few lessons here.
1. If you are going to drink, don’t drink to much.
2. If you violate lesson 1, don’t pass out.
3. If you violate lesson 2, don’t pass out in public.
4. If you violate lesson 3, don’t be allergic to pepper.
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