Everyday Is Better Than The Next

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A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You woke
without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn’t even
bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how
glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are
mine.
Remember,you and I have been going steady for years. and I still
don’t love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate
God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of
heaven, and I’m going to use you as long as possible to pay him
back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for
you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I’m going to make
your life a living hell. That way, we’ll be together twice. This will
really hurt God.
Thanks to you, I’m really showing Him who’s boss in your life
with all of the good times we’ve had. We have been watching dirty
movies, cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical,
fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping,
being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church,
bad attitudes.
SURELY you don’t want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let’s
burn together forever. I’ve got some hot plans for us. This is just
a letter of appreciation from me to you. I’d like to say “THANKS”
for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.

You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin,
you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take
it’s toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need
new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while underage,
cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as
possible.

Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too.
Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I’ll be back in a couple of
seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run
somewhere, confess you sins, and live for God with what little bit
of life that you have left. It’s not my nature to warn anyone, but
to be your age and still sinning, it’s becoming a bit ridiculous.
Don’t get me wrong, I still hate you.

IT’S JUST THAT YOU’D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.

P.S. : If you really love me, you won’t share this letter with anyone .
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You have to wonder what kind of sick twisted bible thumping moron sat and wrote that don’t you? And how about that P.S.?